All (26) Reviews from @le_gazman
The A-Team - makes no sense and isn't funny. A putrid turd of a movie, the likes of which only Michael Bay has shat previously.
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on 2nd July 2011
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World - the odd Zelda reference aside, this is a load of fucking shite. Disappointing. 4/10
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on 2nd July 2011
Fantastic Mr Fox - it is silly and makes little sense. Which means I like it a lot. And it's good old stop-motion too. 7/10
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on 29th December 2010
Rocknrolla - Butler says about 3 words in the film, bland cast barring perhaps Hardy, cookie-cutter Ritchie heist plot. 5/10
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on 19th September 2010
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on 23rd August 2010
Transformers 2 - same plot as the first one. Fox adds nothing, robots indistinguishable and too fiddly looking. Mindless. 5/10
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on 21st August 2010
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on 21st August 2010
Toy Story 3 - watched in IMAX 3D, great looking, good story but a bit sad. Nice ending, makes you feel like a kid again. 9/10
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on 14th August 2010
The Last House on the Left - John Henry is a rapey Terminator Biffy-alike and Julius Caesar likes the wacky baccy. Tense. 7/10
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on 24th July 2010
Zak and Miri Make a Porno - Seth Rogen is a fat useless cunt and is just not funny. Must not watch another film he's in. 4/10
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on 7th June 2010
Kung Fu Panda - good fun but what kind of animal is Shifu? Another film that Seth Rogen is in and adds fuck all to. 7/10
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on 7th June 2010
Alice in Wonderland - Madonna is great as the hatter but could have done with a bit less makeup. Cartoon is way better. 6/10
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on 7th June 2010
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on 25th April 2010
Get Smart - I was expecting this to be gash but it wasn't. A slapstick True Lies with a less mannish female lead. Good fun 6/10
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on 11th April 2010
Ghost Town - quite a nice film. Typical Gervais awkwardness, a few laughs along with a spoonful of sentimentality. 7/10
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on 11th April 2010
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on 11th April 2010
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on 6th April 2010
The Happening - Lots of New Yorkers are killing themselves, presumably because they watched this shit-heap of a movie - 3/10
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on 21st March 2010
Defiance - James Bond plays a nazi-killing hippy Jew Robin Hood with a dodgy accent. Less depressing than I expected. 7/10
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on 10th March 2010
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on 28th February 2010
Taken - good taught thriller that doesn't last too long and overstay it's welcome. Lots of satisfying ass-kicking too. 8/10
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on 21st February 2010
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on 17th January 2010
- Slumdog Millionaire - great feelgood movie. Charming story and interesting characters. Danny Boyle back to his best. 10/10
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on 17th January 2010
Avatar - watch in IMAX 3D, it's jaw-dropping. 3D works and this is one hell of a vehicle to prove it. Damn good sci-fi. 10/10
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on 2nd January 2010
Gran Torino - best movie I've seen in years. I'll end up as grumpy as that if I'm not careful! :-D 10/10
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on 12th September 2009
The Wrestler is quite a heartwarming movie, I liked it. Good cast and some charming and funny moments too. 8/10
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on 20th August 2009