All (29) Reviews from @jmvarner
: "Super 8" (2011) [2/4] Basically,it's 'E.T. 2011,' tho not as imaginative & more potty-mouthed.Not horrible yet not original.
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on 25th June 2011
: "Red" (2010) [2.5/4] Less violent than expected. Witty at times w/comic moments. Could've been better or been worse. #movies
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on 21st October 2010
: "The Expendables" (2010) [0.5/4] Totally unoriginal.Video-game violence.Cinematic trash.Shame on you, @TheSlyStallone. #movies
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on 31st August 2010
: "Salt" (2010) [3/4] Better than I expected. Improbable but clever situations. Jolie's lips = disgusting slug-like. #movies
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on 18th August 2010
: "The Ladykillers" (1955) [4/4] Dry wit at its finest. Neat location filming (train overpass). Must-see 4 BritCom fans. #movies
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on 18th August 2010
: "Tekken" (2010) [1/4] Too much emotional manipulation (w/female chars). Fight seqs. interesting Tekken characters=OK. #movies
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on 15th August 2010
: "Toy Story 3" (2010) [2.5/4] Entertaining. A good follow-up to 2 earlier films. Fun new characters. Climax=PG, not G. #movies
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on 20th June 2010
: "Date Night" (2010) [3/4] Witty, smart, well written, funny. *SHOCKING* Positive portrayal of married / family life! #movies
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on 6th June 2010
: "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus" (2009) [3/4] Bizarre but meaningful & full of visual symbolism. Ledger = great. #movies
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on 3rd June 2010
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on 14th May 2010
: "Alice in Wonderland" (2010) [2/4] Visually interesting to look at the Burton-esque weirdness distracts from story. #movies
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on 13th May 2010
: "Kick-A**" (2010) [0/4] Endless, pointless violence - by children. Irredeemably horrible. 8+/10 on @IMDB = disturbing. #movies
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on 11th May 2010
: "Iron Man 2" (2010) [2/4] Starts w/timely debate of safety & security vs. privacy fun, but nothing too special/deep. #movies
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on 7th May 2010
: "Green Zone" (2010) [2.5/4] Welcome to Iraq circa 2003ish. Tries too hard to be an action film. Interesting story. #movies
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on 27th March 2010
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on 23rd February 2010
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on 2nd January 2010
: "Fantastic Mr. Fox" (2009) [7/10] Moderately enjoyable. Not really appropriate for little kids OK for older ones. #movies
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on 17th December 2009
: "Food, Inc." (2008) [10/10] Do you live in the USA? Do you eat #food? Yes? Then you must watch this #film. #movies #p2 #tcot
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on 13th November 2009
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on 6th November 2009
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on 3rd November 2009
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on 29th October 2009
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on 26th October 2009
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on 16th October 2009
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on 10th October 2009
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on 7th October 2009
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on 2nd October 2009
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on 1st October 2009
RT : "District 9" (2009): Must-see. It's not about the sci-fi politics, soc issues, race/class/economics/DNA. Watch it. #movies
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on 18th August 2009
: "District 9" (2009): Must-see. It's not about the sci-fi politics, social issues, race/class/economics/DNA. Watch it. #movies
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Reviewed by jmvarner
on 18th August 2009