All (44) Reviews from @freestylejish
Zero Dark Thirty 8/10 CIA noob heads team attempting to find Osama Bin Laden. Tense political thriller, overly long.
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on 23rd April 2013
Oblivion 7/10 Planetary repairman must fight rebels, is all as it seems? Nothing original, slow, but still fun
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on 23rd April 2013
Life of Pi 6/10 Shipwreck strands boy in lifeboat with Tiger. Beautiful, but slow paced, dull and confusing overall.
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on 21st April 2013
The Hunger Games 6/10 Girl must fight to the death in bizarre ritual in dystopian future. Well paced but unsatisfying
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on 10th April 2013
The Man With The Iron Fists 8/10 Blacksmith must save village from treacherous clan. Ace Kung Fu bmovie with a-list actors
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on 9th April 2013
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on 8th April 2013
Dark Skies 5/10 Series of inexplicable occurrences befalls family after son's nightmare. Slow, tired, recycled, inevitable
Reviewed by freestylejish
on 7th April 2013
Gangster Squad 6/10 Cop assembles squad to pursue mob boss and affiliates. Didn't make the best of the actors it had
Reviewed by freestylejish
on 7th April 2013
Sinister 4/10 Crime writer finds box of snuff films, investigates with demonic consequences. Laughable Hawke was decent
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on 2nd April 2013
Insidious 8/10 Family haunted when son enters a coma, spirits want his empty body. Genuine scares but gets overly silly
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on 2nd April 2013
End of Watch 9/10 A zealous cop gets in over his head on a routine patrol. Tense and well acted, Gyllenhaal is immense.
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on 2nd April 2013
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on 1st April 2013
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 9/10 Nerd saves town with ridiculous invention, things go awry. Hilarious and well told.
Reviewed by freestylejish
on 1st April 2013
Brave 7/10 Princess defies custom, stirs trouble with local man-eating bear myth. Family cursed. Glorious CGI fun, if dark
Reviewed by freestylejish
on 1st April 2013
Dredd 7/10 Cop and rookie trapped in tower block by drug-producing unhinged mob boss. More graphic novel than comic book
Reviewed by freestylejish
on 1st April 2013
Prometheus 4/10 Dying entrepreneur seeks cure on hostile planet. Slow, inevitable, disjointed. What have you done Ridley?!
Reviewed by freestylejish
on 1st April 2013
Jack Reacher 9/10 Lone wolf seeks truth amongst political/industrial conspiracy. Surprisingly enjoyable, Cruise miscast.
Reviewed by freestylejish
on 1st April 2013
The Hobbit 8/10 Loner chosen for quest to reclaim homeland from usurper. Mistimed comic relief yet exciting and moreish
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on 1st April 2013
Willow 3/10 Biblical Moses story but with wizards and magic. Tedious yarn from George Lucas, master of tedious yarns.
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on 1st April 2013
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on 1st April 2013
Salvage - mysterious container washes ashore, violence ensues, great first half hour, then standard fare. 5/10
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on 15th November 2012
Avengers Assemble 3D 8/10 Great fun, great action, great use of 3D, -2 for rushing! Too many characters for development
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on 17th September 2012
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on 10th October 2011
How To Train Your Dragon 7/10 Dragon killers son befriends injured dragon, saving his village from a bigger meaner dragon.
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on 28th September 2011
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on 18th September 2011
Captain America 4/10 WW2 superhero movie without the superhero or the war. Many explosions to enthrall idiots. Truly dull.
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on 18th September 2011
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on 18th September 2011
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on 18th September 2011
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on 8th September 2011
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on 8th September 2011
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on 6th September 2011
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on 22nd August 2011
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on 22nd August 2011
Exit Through The Gift Shop 8/10 A man befriends and films street artists and gets addicted to the lifestyle.
Reviewed by freestylejish
on 12th August 2011
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on 9th August 2011
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on 23rd July 2011
Master and Commander 8/10 Epic, tense, exciting, fabulous score, costumes, the works. It's Sharpe at sea! Sequel please
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on 22nd July 2011
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on 22nd July 2011
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on 17th July 2011
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on 16th July 2011
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on 14th July 2011
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on 14th July 2011
The Amityville Horror (1979) Grumpy house evicts silly tenants very slowly and without gusto :(
Reviewed by freestylejish
on 13th July 2011
Reviewed by freestylejish
on 13th July 2011
