31 reviews forG.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra (2009)
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Reviews for G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra (31)
GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra: less interesting than a documentary of the same actors having lunch. 1.5 stars
Reviewed by bkriner
on 15th February 2010
G.I. Joe movie blew fat, crusty, aids infected goat balls that have been dipped in liquified shit...You can quote me on that.
Reviewed by neillharmer
on 4th December 2009
Just watched 'G.I. Joe' , was a good film, maybe too much effects tho.. 7/10
Reviewed by Real_Ian_Morris
on 3rd December 2009
GI Joe:ROC= 2.5 out of 5 Despite a horrible story, dialogue & acting, it has some decent action.Turn your brain off and rent it.
Reviewed by mmikej24
on 5th November 2009
G.I Joe: The rise of cobra 2/10 this is action, and not the good kind..
Reviewed by paul_andrew
on 8th October 2009
GI JOE - big budget sfx and some cool ideas make for a better than expected action romp. Still not great. 3/5 #gijoe
Reviewed by joe73K
on 2nd October 2009
#GIJoe : was 10 mins in the middle where if that had been all I saw, I would've been impressed. But no, didn't save the rest...
Reviewed by demis
on 14th September 2009
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra- Funny, exciting, interesting, all terms not associated with this woeful movie. Only good thing-Sienna Miller. 4
Reviewed by markymark34
on 23rd August 2009
GI Joe: A boy steals food from a kitchen in English-speaking cyber tokyo. He grows up into a fine ninja and doesn't talk.
Reviewed by jacksauce
on 17th August 2009
GI Joe: A woman falls in love with a man, but her brother erases her mind and makes her wear tight pants.
Reviewed by jacksauce
on 17th August 2009
G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra - Starts stupid, gets moreso. Totally daft & often awful CGI. A hopeless mess, still made me smile.
Reviewed by incongruousm
on 17th August 2009
G.I. Joe - TRoC: You won't care less what happens in this film, but you will care about the 118 minutes you'll never get back
Reviewed by MichaelFarrow
on 16th August 2009
Watched Gi-Joe last night, quite a good movie, great CG and not too cheesy like most other movies. A+
Reviewed by bigclick_dean
on 16th August 2009
G.I. Joe: What the hell was Brendan Fraser doing in this movie?
Reviewed by bmmsben
on 15th August 2009
#gijoe #cobra if I was 3 yrs old, awesome! Unintenional comedy of da year! DVD special! 3/10
Reviewed by sebonamission
on 14th August 2009
GI JOE (2009) good until they get into the ice cave. If it was 20 minutes shorter it would have been awesome. 7.5 of 10
Reviewed by paradocsfilm
on 14th August 2009
G.I. Joe was surprisingly okay. I give it an 8/10.
Reviewed by Kufuu
on 14th August 2009
G.I. Joe was pretty good. 6/10 from me.
Reviewed by Andy_MPHC
on 14th August 2009
Just watched G.I. JOE. Takes a 8 out of 10! :) Already waiting for the sequel...
Reviewed by igorfaria
on 14th August 2009
i give g.i. joe movie an 8 outa 10 good movie
Reviewed by Javi77s
on 13th August 2009
GI Joe-6.5/10-A dumb, goofy, over-the-top FX spectacle that's actually quite fun. Just remember to leave your brain at the door.
Reviewed by filmguy12
on 12th August 2009
GI Joe 10/10 loved it ! can't decide if I liked the baddies or goodies the best!
Reviewed by theknickermafia
on 12th August 2009
Just watched G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra: I would give 7 out of 10, and i wish Star Trek could have the similar fighting scene.
Reviewed by kaspar_lam
on 12th August 2009
"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" 3.5 out of 5 stars. Fun summer action movie! This is what Transformers should have been.
Reviewed by JuniorCase
on 10th August 2009
Just saw G.I. Joe. Non stop action and extremely very interesting. Good story line. I give it 5 out of 5 stars. Time well spent.
Reviewed by AmaeteUmanah
on 10th August 2009
G.I. Joe wasn't so bad... I'd give it a 7/10.
Reviewed by ipodrulz
on 10th August 2009
G.I Joe was cold, I give it a 4 out of 5, a bit cheesy but what movie ain't????
Reviewed by FreshKidAce87
on 10th August 2009
G.I. Joe pretty bad. 2 out of 10. Cisco ad placement. Many actors phoning it in. Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje good as always.
Reviewed by mjlefevre
on 9th August 2009
G.I. Joe, Really dumb and really fun. Reminds me a lot of Spy Kids, only for grown ups.
Reviewed by jjuvenal
on 9th August 2009
G.I. Joe was a good movie but not the best movie of the summer. I give it a 4 out of 5
Reviewed by kokojanelle
on 9th August 2009
Movie Review: G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra 3 1/2 stars out of 5. Entertaining , funny and suspense. But then I thought it would be. Must see!
Reviewed by Blackagar
on 9th August 2009
