31 reviews forG.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra (2009)
Reviews for G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra (31)
GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra: less interesting than a documentary of the same actors having lunch. 1.5 stars
G.I. Joe movie blew fat, crusty, aids infected goat balls that have been dipped in liquified shit...You can quote me on that.
Just watched 'G.I. Joe' , was a good film, maybe too much effects tho.. 7/10
GI Joe:ROC= 2.5 out of 5 Despite a horrible story, dialogue & acting, it has some decent action.Turn your brain off and rent it.
G.I Joe: The rise of cobra 2/10 this is action, and not the good kind..
GI JOE - big budget sfx and some cool ideas make for a better than expected action romp. Still not great. 3/5 #gijoe
#GIJoe : was 10 mins in the middle where if that had been all I saw, I would've been impressed. But no, didn't save the rest...
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra- Funny, exciting, interesting, all terms not associated with this woeful movie. Only good thing-Sienna Miller. 4
GI Joe: A boy steals food from a kitchen in English-speaking cyber tokyo. He grows up into a fine ninja and doesn't talk.
GI Joe: A woman falls in love with a man, but her brother erases her mind and makes her wear tight pants.
G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra - Starts stupid, gets moreso. Totally daft & often awful CGI. A hopeless mess, still made me smile.
G.I. Joe - TRoC: You won't care less what happens in this film, but you will care about the 118 minutes you'll never get back
Watched Gi-Joe last night, quite a good movie, great CG and not too cheesy like most other movies. A+
G.I. Joe: What the hell was Brendan Fraser doing in this movie?
#gijoe #cobra if I was 3 yrs old, awesome! Unintenional comedy of da year! DVD special! 3/10
GI JOE (2009) good until they get into the ice cave. If it was 20 minutes shorter it would have been awesome. 7.5 of 10
G.I. Joe was surprisingly okay. I give it an 8/10.
G.I. Joe was pretty good. 6/10 from me.
Just watched G.I. JOE. Takes a 8 out of 10! :) Already waiting for the sequel...
i give g.i. joe movie an 8 outa 10 good movie
GI Joe-6.5/10-A dumb, goofy, over-the-top FX spectacle that's actually quite fun. Just remember to leave your brain at the door.
GI Joe 10/10 loved it ! can't decide if I liked the baddies or goodies the best!
Just watched G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra: I would give 7 out of 10, and i wish Star Trek could have the similar fighting scene.
"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" 3.5 out of 5 stars. Fun summer action movie! This is what Transformers should have been.
Just saw G.I. Joe. Non stop action and extremely very interesting. Good story line. I give it 5 out of 5 stars. Time well spent.
G.I. Joe wasn't so bad... I'd give it a 7/10.
G.I Joe was cold, I give it a 4 out of 5, a bit cheesy but what movie ain't????
G.I. Joe pretty bad. 2 out of 10. Cisco ad placement. Many actors phoning it in. Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje good as always.
G.I. Joe, Really dumb and really fun. Reminds me a lot of Spy Kids, only for grown ups.
G.I. Joe was a good movie but not the best movie of the summer. I give it a 4 out of 5
Movie Review: G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra 3 1/2 stars out of 5. Entertaining , funny and suspense. But then I thought it would be. Must see!